P B & Thank God No J

Seriously, if you are having financial issues, please stop paying for your birth control pills, and just read my site. Its free, and it has to be more effective than those things after you hear what my kids do! Here is Sullivan's phone conversation with my mom Wednesday night (the same day that he escaped in the backyard to be attacked by the killer ladybug):

Sullivan :"Hey Nanny!"
Nanny: "Hey Sullivan, how was your day today?"
Sullivan : "Good, but mommy had a grumpy day."
Nanny: "She did? Why?"
Sullivan: "Well, I put peanut butter on the bed, and that was not good."
Nanny: "You did?"
Sullivan: "AND I put peanut butter on the walls, and that was not good."
Nanny: "Sullivan."
Sullivan: "AND I put peanut butter on my cars, and that was not good."
Nanny: "Oh Sullivan"
Sullivan: "AND I put peanut butter on my pillows and my floor, and that was not good."
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Yes, the child who escaped and promised me he would lay down and watch a movie apparently lied. He got the peanut butter and PAINTED his room. Not a little bit either, remember, I shop at Sam's. So, we get the industrial sized Jiffy far. That's right. How many kids do you want?

He called his daddy shortly after I found the "masterpiece" because I literally couldn't handle it. I didn't want to fly off the handle and lose it. He told his father of his indiscretions, and when Aaron asked him why, he simply replied, "I didn't know what it would look like."