New Year's Sullivanisms

So, I talk to Sullivan like he is an adult, always have. We talk about lots of stuff, he asks questions, I give him answers. Here are two funny stories that need a little prep. Sullivan wears a hat now almost every day. Its a "Cars" hat that apparently makes him Mario. He loves wearing it, and after catching him sharing it on the playground one day, I had to discuss lice with him and how we don't share hats.

The other night, we went out to eat with my parents. The waitress was being really friendly, so of course, Sullivan was flirting away. She tells him that she wants to borrow his hat and wear it around, but that she will bring it back. He is laughing and smirking and says, "but you could have bugs in your hair and I wouldn't want my hat back." It was so embarrassing, but really funny!

Sophie was playing in the tub this morning while I was cutting Sullivan's hair in the bathroom.

He doesn't like having his hair cut. He had lots of extra hair, and by the time I was done, he had hair ALL over him. He was naked because he didn't want his clothes to get hair on them. He exclaims, "now I look just like daddy, I don't even have to be a grown up!" Can you tell his daddy has a hairy chest? So, as soon as I was done, he jumped in the shower to get the hair off. Sophie wouldn't get out of the tub so she stayed in. Sophie found Sullivan's privates. I told her "Sophie we don't touch Sullivan's penis." Apparently Sullivan had never heard me call it that, we always call it a "wee wee." So, when she tried again, he yells "Sophie, do NOT touch my peanuts." I was laughing so hard, and he says, "What mom, she understand spanish way better, and that's how you say wee wee in spanish right?" Ummmmmmm....... yes. Sophie was taken out of the shower immediately!